If you missed the deets you can find them over here on Day 1.
Quick rundown: Winter fluff out of control + 1 Gilt City Groupon = 3 day juice cleans from Jus by Julie
Guys. I’m actually feeling pretty great. I mean despite the miserable weather and the bananas work schedule I’m not as crummy as I did last time. Sadly I have not gotten the radiant glowing skin other people talk about. In fact I sprouted a zit. (Real talk, sorry, should I have warned you?) Mt. Zitsuvious aside I’m feelin’ pretty good.
Juice 1: Morning Glory (romaine, celery, spinach, apple, kale, banana, strawberry, H20) Honestly, Morning Glory is a total beotch. I don’t like her, she doesn’t like me. We’ve come to terms with it. I get a pat on the back for finishing 3/4 of the bottle.
Juice 2: Spicy Pome-Nade (pomegranate, lemon, maple syrup, cayenne pepper, H20) Oh heeyyy gurlfriend! I like the pink party dress you put on. The only thing that would make this better is tequila. Mezcal to be exact. Turn this into the drunk girl’s juice cleanse.
Juice 3: Sweet Spin (spinach, kale, pineapple, banana, mango, H20) This is what all green juices should taste like. Just enough hint of green to remind you that it’s supposed to be healthy, but without all the grimacing. Seriously, this stuff is a delight.
Juice 4: Acai Blend (acai berries, strawberries, banana, H20) How do you pronounce that anyway? Ah-sigh? Ah-sigh-ee? A-kai? I pronounce it delicious. Yum yum yum.
Juice 5: Choco-Nana (chocolate, banana, strawberries, H2o) Did I say Sweet Spin was a delight? Oh man this knocks it out of the water (juice?). Holy cow, I want this all day every day. Oh heavenly chocolate. It almost makes up for the fact that I don’t get any of the sweet, sweet gala food they’re serving at work tonight. Oh man it’s like a milkshake, it feels sinful!
Juice 6: Sweet Spin (spinach, kale, pineapple, banana, mango, H20) Hello, Old Friend. Let’s snuggle up with a book.